only teaching it more curse words

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

this man is not okay

not a single plant in this photo

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

did you know e.t. had a last name?

this might be the world’s worst autocorrect

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

he can’t hear you!

a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel, what’s more realistic?

books are priceless treasures

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up