only teaching it more curse words
when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…
this man is not okay
not a single plant in this photo
This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april
the world is ready to see me at my worst
dramatic reading by 5 year old
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
did you know e.t. had a last name?
this might be the world’s worst autocorrect
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?
he can’t hear you!
a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel, what’s more realistic?
books are priceless treasures
text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up