#fakebirth

#fakebirth

i wonder what its property taxes cost

i wonder what its property taxes cost

brain is broken

brain is broken

I think i’m hilarious

I think i’m hilarious

and now I can’t look to my left

and now I can’t look to my left

who has it worse?

who has it worse?

a true american patriot

a true american patriot

i ride it on the parade route

i ride it on the parade route

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too

she has entered the endgame

she has entered the endgame

per my last shot

per my last shot

it’s not too late

it’s not too late

there’s always a next time

there’s always a next time

modern problem solving

modern problem solving

committing this to memory

committing this to memory

what is this sorcery

what is this sorcery