And I took that personally all day.

And I took that personally all day.

Be drunk.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

The ocean is inside of this opal.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

I need an adult.

I need an adult.

The difference between creepy and cool.

The difference between creepy and cool.

Watching a movie with a parent.

Watching a movie with a parent.

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Riddle me this, atheists…

Riddle me this, atheists…

What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for breakfast?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Volkswagen van for scale

Volkswagen van for scale

Help. The bad man touched me.

Help. The bad man touched me.

Thanks Obama