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I’m invincible.

I'm invincible.
http://theycantalk.com
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
Such posers…
Such posers…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Come on Facebook…
Come on Facebook…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
The fanciest toilet I’ve ever seen.
The fanciest toilet I’ve ever seen.
Having fun in the airport.
Having fun in the airport.
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
How I feel about No Shave November.
How I feel about No Shave November.
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Red Forman meets a gay couple.
Red Forman meets a gay couple.
And then there was two…
And then there was two…
Getting a good deal on a new car.
Getting a good deal on a new car.
The+Obamas%26%23039%3B+on+their+wedding+day%2C+1992
The Obamas' on their wedding day, 1992
Human+Hand+Candles
Human Hand Candles
Of+Course+It+Sucks
Of Course It Sucks
Motivation+When+Looking+For+A+Job
Motivation When Looking For A Job
Join the conversation
Everyone+stfu
Everyone stfu
I+WANT+MY+CAFFEINE
I WANT MY CAFFEINE
Before+and+after.+Be+careful+with+what+you+post+on+the+internet.
Before and after. Be careful with what you post on the internet.
My+small+talk+usually+goes+like+this
My small talk usually goes like this
Don%26%238217%3Bt+Make+Fun+Of+Those+People
Don’t Make Fun Of Those People
Death
Death
What+Your+Drink+Really+Says+About+You
What Your Drink Really Says About You
Adulting+your+taxes
Adulting your taxes