I got into an accident with a smart car today…
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Come on Facebook…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
The fanciest toilet I’ve ever seen.
Having fun in the airport.
My sister sure showed him…
How I feel about No Shave November.
Red Forman meets a gay couple.
And then there was two…
Getting a good deal on a new car.
The Obamas' on their wedding day, 1992
Human Hand Candles
Of Course It Sucks
Motivation When Looking For A Job
Join the conversation
I WANT MY CAFFEINE
Before and after. Be careful with what you post on the internet.
My small talk usually goes like this
Don’t Make Fun Of Those People
What Your Drink Really Says About You
Adulting your taxes