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I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
Bob Ross was a pizza eater, apparently.
Bob Ross was a pizza eater, apparently.
thee, also.
thee, also.
Be good to each other.
Be good to each other.
Freedom is relative.
Freedom is relative.
We must always follow universal laws…
We must always follow universal laws…
Sen. Lindsey Graham wrecked by Woke Sen. Lindsey Graham.
Sen. Lindsey Graham wrecked by Woke Sen. Lindsey Graham.
In Honk Kong, pets have their own ID cards.
In Honk Kong, pets have their own ID cards.
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Streaking is relative.
Streaking is relative.
Truth in advertising.
Truth in advertising.
…some people hike, probably.
…some people hike, probably.
i+wanna+know%2C+have+you+ever+seen+the+brain
i wanna know, have you ever seen the brain
thanks+grandma%2C+i+love+it
thanks grandma, i love it
uhm+actually
uhm actually
doctors+hate+this+one+trick+to+get+paper+thin
doctors hate this one trick to get paper thin
Join the conversation
%2Asad+blubbing+noises%2A
*sad blubbing noises*
that%26%238217%3Bs+how+leg-o%26%238217%3B-less+got+his+name%26%238230%3B
that’s how leg-o’-less got his name…
a+pill+for+you
a pill for you
don%26%238217%3Bt+be+a+neigh-sayer
don’t be a neigh-sayer
i+just+used+this+trick+with+my+brother%26%238217%3Bs+deck
i just used this trick with my brother’s deck
well+if+you+squint+and+cover+your+eyes+while+looking+in+a+funky+mirror%2C+maybe
well if you squint and cover your eyes while looking in a funky mirror, maybe
it%26%238217%3Bs+my+time+to+shine
it’s my time to shine
ultimate+pettiness
ultimate pettiness