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Get up, bruv.

Get up, bruv.
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
she thought ‘close enough’ and left
i forgot what i forgot
i forgot what i forgot
they came to cast and strut
they came to cast and strut
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong
100% good boy
100% good boy
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
“if it’s important, they’ll email”
runs on lettuce and ambition
runs on lettuce and ambition
“them ankles look seasoned”
“them ankles look seasoned”
hunger… my oldest companion returns
hunger… my oldest companion returns
I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.
I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
wind: nature’s stylist… with no license
heatstroke? not on my ranch
heatstroke? not on my ranch
if serotonin had a mascot
if serotonin had a mascot
not all heroes wear shirts
not all heroes wear shirts
powered+by+reptiles
powered by reptiles
add+some+new%2Fold+words+to+your+repertoire
add some new/old words to your repertoire
third+times+the+charm
third times the charm
english%2C+amirite%3F
english, amirite?
Join the conversation
proud+dad
proud dad
cup+of+tea+with+satan
cup of tea with satan
just+a+taste
just a taste
self+confidence+clearly+isn%26%238217%3Bt+the+issue
self confidence clearly isn’t the issue
nice+day+for+a+light+sweater
nice day for a light sweater
godzilla+has+awakened
godzilla has awakened
clothes+for+drunk+people
clothes for drunk people
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+just+a+phase%2C+mom
it’s not just a phase, mom