cats aren’t always a-holes

how is this not already a thing???

always gotta stop to pet cats

classic carrie bradshaw

spitting venom

beer science

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

what every kid wants for christmas

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

such a misunderstood creature

time to cry!

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i should have texted instead

send dudes, not nudes