cats aren’t always a-holes
how is this not already a thing???
always gotta stop to pet cats
classic carrie bradshaw
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life
when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying
what every kid wants for christmas
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
such a misunderstood creature
time to cry!
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
i should have texted instead
send dudes, not nudes
Hey God what ya making?
Police vehicles around the world.
I’ve actually done this. Not proud.
Join the conversation
A tiny cabin that I want.
Obama vs. Hitler
You tried, mom…
Unethical Life Hacks
As a wedding photographer…
Stanley and Micheal are great (The office)
Oh you’re sick of me posting my workouts on Facebook?
It’s my life.