Hacker womans in distress…

he can’t hear you!

CSI: disneyland

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

did you know e.t. had a last name?

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

peekaboo for adults

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest