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Dear Microwave, WTF?

Dear Microwave, WTF?
Like father like son.
Like father like son.
Vader makes a mistake.
Vader makes a mistake.
When galaxies collide.
When galaxies collide.
Australia.
Australia.
I haven’t had sex in a month…
I haven’t had sex in a month…
Don’t fight it kitteh…
Don’t fight it kitteh…
Never underestimate the power of one.
Never underestimate the power of one.
Short people.
Short people.
New Zealand approves gay marriage.
New Zealand approves gay marriage.
You can’t just buy superpowers…
You can’t just buy superpowers…
You can’t control everything…
You can’t control everything…
Be more like a duck.
Be more like a duck.
Once there was a love sick princess…
Once there was a love sick princess…
This sums up my feelings nicely.
This sums up my feelings nicely.
Street art.
Street art.
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+crying%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+crying%26%238230%3B+Okay%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying.
I’m not crying, you’re crying… Okay, I’m crying.
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
leave+me+alone
leave me alone
Marriage+is+war
Marriage is war
Join the conversation
left+swipe
left swipe
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
quick%2C+someone+call+cupid
quick, someone call cupid
how+many+dads+does+it+take+to+write+an+episode+of+pokemon%3F
how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?
there%26%238217%3Bs+no+such+thing+as+a+stupid+ques%26%238230%3B+never+mind
there’s no such thing as a stupid ques… never mind
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams