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The gentleman’s guide to earning your brandy.

The gentleman's guide to earning your brandy.
Scumbag computer…
Scumbag computer…
The Borg will assimilate you.
The Borg will assimilate you.
Pikahontas.
Pikahontas.
Never tell your problems to anyone.
Never tell your problems to anyone.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
3rd world kid doesn’t understand Apple store.
Beer troubleshooting.
Beer troubleshooting.
Velociraptor hair stylist.
Velociraptor hair stylist.
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
BURN IT WITH FIRE!
The world scares me sometimes.
The world scares me sometimes.
Good luck being inebriated.
Good luck being inebriated.
It’s Depp.
It’s Depp.
How I feel when I have long hair.
How I feel when I have long hair.
Release the Kraker!
Release the Kraker!
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Take that, mom.
Take that, mom.