If this isn’t the final act I’ll be disappointed.

If this isn't the final act I'll be disappointed.

Oreo’s are vegan.

Oreo’s are vegan.

Hey, Ms. Weaver.

Hey, Ms. Weaver.

I’m Ron Weasley.

I’m Ron Weasley.

Jack Nicholson has it right.

Jack Nicholson has it right.

There are two types of countries in the world…

There are two types of countries in the world…

Dad!!!

Get Down…

God I hate double standards.

God I hate double standards.

Ali G on abortion

Ali G on abortion

17th century skull pocket watch.

17th century skull pocket watch.

I have made a terrible mistake.

I have made a terrible mistake.

Thanks, Ad Council… :(

Thanks, Ad Council… :(

There’s a man at the door with a mustache.

There’s a man at the door with a mustache.

Does it look like I’m going down stairs?

Does it look like I’m going down stairs?

He wants to race!

He wants to race!