You better just do it…

Continuity of the spaghet.

Seven year old’s are better at Fortnite than you.

*snorts line of pepper* Bless me, Senpai…

Baby sized burritos for the win.

Pepsi Maintains The Balance

No teeth, no problem.

Keanu would be proud.

Having a rest atop Stalin’s head, circa 1942

*official squawking*

Where are they know? Forest Gump edition.

Stop whispering at me, child.

Copies of The Adventures of Slutsof is free at state and national parks this weekend.

Christmas in the 90’s was battery oriented.

Birtches acquired…

Let me know what you are thinking!