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Don’t Even Think About Taking It!
Don’t Even Think About Taking It!
1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.
1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.
The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.
The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.
…have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
…have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Science throw-down
Science throw-down
Pregnancy tests are hard.
Pregnancy tests are hard.
Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.
Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.
Cool new profile pic
Cool new profile pic
Sorry, bro…
Sorry, bro…
Words.
Words.
Mr. Peeples is a full grown cat.
Mr. Peeples is a full grown cat.
I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07
I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07
Middle class problems…
Middle class problems…
This man has outstanding woodworking skills
This man has outstanding woodworking skills
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky
His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
Alaska+is+my+favorite+island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
Join the conversation
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack