*desperately tries to not text back immediately*
How Brian’s get their names.
The police are on their way.
Summon the child.
It doesn’t have to be like that, Loco Ono…
Millennial Anti-theft device…
Get the Time Turner…
When you microwave a dorito bag…
Do you want to know, what It is?
Safety Standards, circa 1960s
Albino Deer doe things differently.
Sweet, sweet bunny love.
Won’t somebody think of the shareholders?!
Give us a cuppa, m8ðŸµ
War is hell.
The future scares me a lil bit.
Stick bros 4 life
I mean, as long as it’s gender natural…
Join the conversation
*eats kale; never forgets*
LEGO through the [dark] ages
Answering life’s hardest questions…
Life with no oppeartunity for parole.
Everest has no respite from humanity.
When you get your first cold of the year…