did she say she’s proud of me?

condiment udders

condiment udders

there is no nice on the ice

there is no nice on the ice

let grandpa drunk text!

let grandpa drunk text!

good luck sleeping

good luck sleeping

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

sweet and savory

sweet and savory

become ungovernable

become ungovernable

always review before you hit enter

always review before you hit enter

worth every burn

worth every burn

two people i hope to never see in public

two people i hope to never see in public

what an idiot

i need to get a dolphin wingman

i need to get a dolphin wingman

i swear i meme it

i swear i meme it

all for me?

another cat, i said!

another cat, i said!