cancels Netflix

*cancels Netflix*

the smartest crow

the smartest crow

this one hurt my brain

this one hurt my brain

this seems obvious

this seems obvious

always vet the family

always vet the family

so smooth

going up

get the syrup

we all know why we’re here

we all know why we’re here

never go to page 2

never go to page 2

what fun!

never too late to read the room

never too late to read the room

of all the souls i knew, his was the most… human

of all the souls i knew, his was the most… human

if you use a fork and knife we can’t be friends

if you use a fork and knife we can’t be friends

this baby is being born bad

this baby is being born bad

do not salt the pigeons

do not salt the pigeons