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Modern Day Dinosaur

Modern Day Dinosaur
he’s tired of living on earth
he’s tired of living on earth
this is the shed of a sane person
this is the shed of a sane person
sounds like something a poisonous cake would say
sounds like something a poisonous cake would say
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my kind of salad bar
my kind of salad bar
this is my super villain origin story
this is my super villain origin story
the lids just go… poof
the lids just go… poof
hair club for pups
hair club for pups
i wonder who it could be from!
i wonder who it could be from!
when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor
when you can’t afford your stay you pay with prison labor
duolingo is relentless
duolingo is relentless
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
the best pants you can fall down stairs in
the best pants you can fall down stairs in
close enough
close enough
dun dun… dun dun…
dun dun… dun dun…
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
WaaaAAAlllleeee.
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Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.