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Modern Day Dinosaur

Modern Day Dinosaur
All Alone in the Night.
All Alone in the Night.
Relationship types.
Relationship types.
Why I study and work out…
Why I study and work out…
Getting in to character.
Getting in to character.
How to photobomb correctly.
How to photobomb correctly.
Me and my friend are real glad to meet you…
Me and my friend are real glad to meet you…
Stand near a spot of water, easiest illusion ever.
Stand near a spot of water, easiest illusion ever.
The Cake is a Lie, and other such stories.
The Cake is a Lie, and other such stories.
Has science gone too far?
Has science gone too far?
24 things you didn’t know about beer.
24 things you didn’t know about beer.
Understanding a Mormon Missionary.
Understanding a Mormon Missionary.
Why am I judging this guy?
Why am I judging this guy?
A story about Shane Burcaw.
A story about Shane Burcaw.
When boys have muscular backs.
When boys have muscular backs.
There is a special place in hell for people like me…
There is a special place in hell for people like me…
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
I%26%238217%3Bm+honestly+not+sure+which+group+I%26%238217%3Bm+more+worried+about%26%238230%3B
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
I%26%238217%3Bm+about+to+do+what%26%238217%3Bs+called+a+pro+breeder+move.
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.
Join the conversation
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Oh+so+you%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+read+while+you%26%238217%3Bre+here%3F
Oh so you’d like to read while you’re here?
Just+twin+things.
Just twin things.
Sentient+mouths.
Sentient mouths.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
This+beat+gonna+ruin+my+morning.
This beat gonna ruin my morning.