He had a thing for cankles…
President In Chef
Where can I get one of those yellow coats?
Burn the building, Mike.
Wait a minute…
Don’t forget to season your meat this Happy Valentine’s!
I could use a spiritual adviser, honestly.
Consider changing your diet, bud.
It’s quite simple, really.
It’s got a different vibe to it.
Be smrt today.
Tesla was an origin troll.
Cat’s just have a weird way of showing their love.
The origin clique.
And that’s the thing about landlordes.
The Power Of Believing In Yourself
Why I am fat
My boss gave us Friday off.
Just death metal problem
Join the conversation
I often think about this
The Solution to Dad Jokes
This Kid Is Really A True Hero
The difference between someone who loves Star Wars and someone who doesn’t care
Wahh, I have to re-type my resume into this thing…
The pants pal
One of the great mysteries of life itself
Dear Society, stop being so stupid