Someone returned a book to the university’s library after 47 years.

Someone returned a book to the university's library after 47 years.

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

mind blown

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

justice served

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise