dirty joke

I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

my body is just looking out for my best interests

it’s worth a shot. what’s the worst that could happen?

all the time

spirit airlines – fly cheap and buy your halloween costume at the same time. This is just smart business

yep, i have no idea at all…

I don’t know what I have more questions about, the perfectly posed cat in front of the painting, or the same image on a white canvas to the left

bdsm can stand for a number of things

speaking was a bad choice

if you see one furby then it’s already too late

cats – descended from dragons pt. 2

does this mean peter parker and pepper potts had an affair?

goldfish royalty

what are you buying? gas, probably…