Army life!

there’s no way a home made this soup

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

it has stories to tell

purr-fect

money on gandalf

flying is like living in the wild west

i live at the zoo now

sea urchins love hats

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

ode de febreeze

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

yes, please

avoiding people in public is exhausting