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love language? citrus surgery
love language? citrus surgery
brain: “that info looked optional”
brain: “that info looked optional”
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
I save my rage for printer errors and tangled earphones
the fit says vacation, the brain says genius
the fit says vacation, the brain says genius
broke but brewed and bougie
broke but brewed and bougie
now love me from over there, thanks
now love me from over there, thanks
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
Insert pacifier to enter sleep mode
talent: under construction, batteries not included
talent: under construction, batteries not included
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
eyes said “marry me,” stomach said “now”
asked for comfort, got a studio apartment
asked for comfort, got a studio apartment
tweet me never, feather friend
tweet me never, feather friend
fast? no. furious? absolutely
fast? no. furious? absolutely
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
doctors hate him: lives inside screen now
gently sobs in millennial
gently sobs in millennial
this summer… the woods bite back
this summer… the woods bite back
Double+standards
Double standards
Hey+God+what+ya+making%3F
Hey God what ya making?
Monstrous+Discrepancies
Monstrous Discrepancies
Books+are+surreal
Books are surreal
Join the conversation
Um%26%238230%3B
Um…
You+have+no+idea+what+you%26%238217%3Bre+missing%26%238230%3B
You have no idea what you’re missing…
The+Book+of+Life
The Book of Life
If+the+friendzone+was+a+number.
If the friendzone was a number.
It+burns+so+hot.
It burns so hot.
I+love+you+dandelion.
I love you dandelion.
Cats+and+deaf+people.
Cats and deaf people.
Am+I+too+late+for+Christmas%3F
Am I too late for Christmas?