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Everyone knows rivers can’t burn…

Everyone knows rivers can't burn...
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now
ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now
get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive
get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive
your secret is unfortunately safe with me
your secret is unfortunately safe with me
popsicles
popsicles
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
i can never show my face in public again
i can never show my face in public again
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness
it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness
dinner and show
dinner and show
if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta
if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta
gonna need to step outside for a second
gonna need to step outside for a second
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
so warm and cozy
so warm and cozy
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+circle+of+life+%28and+sometimes+death%26%238230%3B%29
It’s the circle of life (and sometimes death…)
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Be%5Be%5Dcause+she+can.
Be[e]cause she can.
Pressed+cat.
Pressed cat.
Join the conversation
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Treat+yo%26%238217%3B+self+2020
Treat yo’ self 2020
Only+known+preserved+head+of+the+Dodo+Bird.
Only known preserved head of the Dodo Bird.
12%3A01%3A01
12:01:01
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
Meet+Jamie+Hyneman.
Meet Jamie Hyneman.
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.