does that mean it’s good for the gander…?

the best country in the nation

the best country in the nation

the dream job

fig newtons are delicious

fig newtons are delicious

my first wife and her kids

my first wife and her kids

let stupidity work itself out

let stupidity work itself out

waking up after a long night of drinking water

waking up after a long night of drinking water

the importance of the oxford comma

the importance of the oxford comma

auto generated caption win

auto generated caption win

i give you money and you give me the donut

i give you money and you give me the donut

shrek themed birthday cake

shrek themed birthday cake

lord, it’s me again with dominos

lord, it’s me again with dominos

i am enough

replica gary larson rocket

replica gary larson rocket

*not* sent from my iphone

*not* sent from my iphone

same song, different perspective

same song, different perspective