When aunties proselyte.
follow the clues
midnight snacks are important
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
I’d make the same decision
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Never ask a cat its weight
Brian wants to be more than friends
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
*looks at clock with contempt*
not looking forward to 2038
2021 trying to top 2020 for worst year ever
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future
The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote
living my dream like there is no tomorrow
time zones now exist block to block and house to house
Join the conversation
the official outfit of middle aged dads
the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin
Are you coming to beer fest?
“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
if only they had done a high school musical and breaking bad crossover event!
excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?
how game of thrones should have ended