don’t boil me alive with potatoes if you don’t want me to eat the potatoes

Using a sledgehammer to break up the ice in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim

What if I trademark your hashtag?

Tried, tested, and true.

April fools day as a fully fledged adult…

The apocalypse is a team sport.

Written in stone

Gravity is a myth

When life mimics art.

Agree to disagree.

#AnimalRights

Sweeeeeeeet… Where’s my car?

Y’all need Satan in your life.

The cheese-eyed crow sees all.

Bubbles are flat. Probe me wrong.

Gray Percherons are born black and slowly turn gray. This is the same horse 5 years apart.