don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…

and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…

please wait til your parents leave to try this at home

please wait til your parents leave to try this at home

I’ve lost my trash can for sure

I’ve lost my trash can for sure

windows triple rent

windows triple rent

it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too

it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too

teaming up to take you down

teaming up to take you down

but still, hope survives

but still, hope survives

it’s weird, but we make it work

it’s weird, but we make it work

please respond better to the chaos

please respond better to the chaos

trial by combat

trial by combat

dramatic recreation

dramatic recreation

and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly

and thus, plagiarism was avoided expertly

asking your dad a simple question was the first mistake

asking your dad a simple question was the first mistake

and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing

a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh

a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh