Don’t tell me what to do.
he can’t hear you!
luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest
use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face
did you know e.t. had a last name?
a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast
how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you
that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger
don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it
there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell
when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…
peekaboo for adults
mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense
a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog
Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?