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doting dad

it’s subjective
it’s subjective
a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh
a six hour long hug sounds uncomfortable, tbh
looks like pizza
looks like pizza
teaming up to take you down
teaming up to take you down
please respond better to the chaos
please respond better to the chaos
windows triple rent
windows triple rent
I’ve lost my trash can for sure
I’ve lost my trash can for sure
trial by combat
trial by combat
and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…
and no one is around to ask how your sadghetti was…
please wait til your parents leave to try this at home
please wait til your parents leave to try this at home
the reason to move daily
the reason to move daily
deploy anti-cowboy measures
deploy anti-cowboy measures
reading rainbow
reading rainbow
and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing
and now for my next magic trick, I will leave without apologizing
academic tortoise
academic tortoise
What+Beauty+and+the+Beast+teaches+us.
What Beauty and the Beast teaches us.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.
True+story.
True story.
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.
I+think+they%26%238217%3Bre+cool+now.
I think they’re cool now.
Hey+Pro-Lifers%26%238230%3B
Hey Pro-Lifers…
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
McHitler.
McHitler.
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.