I’d Rather talk to actual scientists…

I'd Rather talk to actual scientists...

A champagne inspector wearing a special mask to protect against accidental discharge, circa 1920.

A champagne inspector wearing a special mask to protect against accidental discharge, circa 1920.

Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.

Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.

Pope Francis was once gifted a Lamborghini. It was later auctioned off for charity.

Pope Francis was once gifted a Lamborghini. It was later auctioned off for charity.

*throws controller*

*throws controller*

The mystical tardigrade performing bodily functions.

The mystical tardigrade performing bodily functions.

This is the way.

This is the way.

Teach yourself the Phonetic Alphabet, for fun and profit.

Teach yourself the Phonetic Alphabet, for fun and profit.

He’s something of an emotional support pup.

He’s something of an emotional support pup.

*plays Flappy Bird*

*plays Flappy Bird*

c.1863 was a good year for photography.

c.1863 was a good year for photography.

Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.

Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.

Success is earned.

Success is earned.

2020 has been hard on every one.

2020 has been hard on every one.

Bastions of the environment.

Bastions of the environment.

Diet Coke, plox.

Diet Coke, plox.