dress like the ghost you want to be

When your mom calls you pretty.

Bitcoin finally explained

Work smarter not harder.

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

Drink more water.

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Please do not actually kill people.

Snail teeth

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Play Football With Me, Father!

Perfect camouflage

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Powdered garbage

Maine Coon papa’s

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render