He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.

Intergalactic man holes.

Marge did good parenting first?

A circa 3,600 year old Egyptian axe.

China baaaad

This is no laughing matter, Kerry.

Dumpster fires are best observed from a distance…

Bernie bro was the accident…

This was not the revolution we expected…

Prezzy Swift has a nice ring to it.

Shine Bright Like a Firefly

Rugrats story development still hits.

Quarantine II, be kind to ya self.

The Y axis is my favorite axis.

If I were president I would make fireworks emit fewer decibels. – doggo, probably.

!GNIZAMA S’TAHT