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so much dirt

so much dirt
I’ve made a huge misteak…
I’ve made a huge misteak…
Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.
Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.
PSA: When the brakes go out
PSA: When the brakes go out
Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?
Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?
And my tax dollar
And my tax dollar
Try to keep up, Tommy.
Try to keep up, Tommy.
A very nerdy advent calender.
A very nerdy advent calender.
You win again, darling.
You win again, darling.
I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.
I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.
How to fight with fire.
How to fight with fire.
Always medicate your sheep, PRN.
Always medicate your sheep, PRN.
Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR
Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR
Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.
Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.
Consider a bandana or two.
Consider a bandana or two.
I am aware of the effect I have on women…
I am aware of the effect I have on women…
give+me+all+the+pancakes
give me all the pancakes
there%26%238217%3Bs+always+a+next+time
there’s always a next time
I+think+i%26%238217%3Bm+hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
he+does+resemble+candy+corn
he does resemble candy corn
Join the conversation
she+has+entered+the+endgame
she has entered the endgame
committing+this+to+memory
committing this to memory
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
i+read+that+in+his+voice+and+now+I%26%238217%3Bm+crying%2C+too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
she+just+lost+a+fan
she just lost a fan
brain+is+broken
brain is broken
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving