It’s a pickled cucumber. Heh.

It's a pickled cucumber. Heh.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Give to me the large dumple.

Give to me the large dumple.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Humans are clever.

Humans are clever.