Thanks but no thanks, Microsoft.

Thanks but no thanks, Microsoft.

good luck paying for anything else this month

good luck paying for anything else this month

an oldie but still a goodie

an oldie but still a goodie

life in quarantine

life in quarantine

I’ve never used this word… until now!

I’ve never used this word… until now!

don’t they smell amazing?

don’t they smell amazing?

i would trust dolly parton to save the world

i would trust dolly parton to save the world

or the best decision ever

or the best decision ever

wife included

small lettuce feels right to me

small lettuce feels right to me

there’s always that one sibling that just can’t help themselves

there’s always that one sibling that just can’t help themselves

can someone just paraphrase it for me?

can someone just paraphrase it for me?

i’m gonna do this now

i’m gonna do this now

this is a good take

this is a good take

he lived over a year without a heart

he lived over a year without a heart

handsome boi