dungeons and doo
i am enough
my first wife and her kids
waking up after a long night of drinking water
same song, different perspective
i give you money and you give me the donut
shrek themed birthday cake
*not* sent from my iphone
lord, it’s me again with dominos
let stupidity work itself out
the best country in the nation
the dream job
fig newtons are delicious
auto generated caption win
the importance of the oxford comma
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.
The Doctor doesn’t do guns
The mighty leopard moose camel.
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An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity.
I can’t wait to tell my friends
Make it so
Broke parenting life hack
A business card for kids who are allowed to go places by themselves
The salad is room temp.
March for the cure.
Wait till I say gODDAMMIT!!