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Glitch in the matrix.

Glitch in the matrix.
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
heeded
heeded
target acquired
target acquired
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
it’s hopeless
it’s hopeless
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
we’re all just anxious cucumbers
fashion over function
fashion over function
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
why is it so photorealistic???
why is it so photorealistic???
I+got+this
I got this
John+Stewart+is+Amazing.
John Stewart is Amazing.
Ever+wondered+what+buildings%2C+snakes%2C+aliens%2C+knives%2C+and+butts+have+in+common%26%238230%3B
Ever wondered what buildings, snakes, aliens, knives, and butts have in common…
Selective+hearing
Selective hearing
Join the conversation
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The+Benefits+of+Being+Mormon
The Benefits of Being Mormon
On+fitting+in
On fitting in
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year+again.
It’s that time of year again.
Anti-cheating+methods
Anti-cheating methods
Two+possibilities+exist%26%238230%3B
Two possibilities exist…
Never+trust+a+dentist.
Never trust a dentist.
I+like+to+have+fun%26%238230%3B
I like to have fun…