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Today was a pretty good day.
Today was a pretty good day.
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*
The vampires are doing science.
The vampires are doing science.
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
*grabs industrial strength Nair*
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
My posterity will not forget this generosity…
You literally can make that up, Joey.
You literally can make that up, Joey.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
The child is a got dam gymnast.
Elmo need a tickle?
Elmo need a tickle?
Honestly, who throws a cat?
Honestly, who throws a cat?
Ban teleprompters!
Ban teleprompters!
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.
Cowboys like us.
Cowboys like us.
She mad.
She mad.
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
be+your+own+worst+enemy
be your own worst enemy
bring+back+the+cats%21
bring back the cats!
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+reason+fans+follow+my+page
there’s a reason fans follow my page
my+plants+are+my+children
my plants are my children
Join the conversation
why+would+you+even+have+a+cat+if+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+kissing+their+tiny+soft+forehead%3F
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
i%26%238217%3Bll+give+it+the+%26%238216%3Bole+college+try
i’ll give it the ‘ole college try
ride+the+lightning+with+the+Metallica+memes+because+nothing+else+matters+with+a+new+album+on+the+way%21
ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!
this+is+my+emotional+support+steak
this is my emotional support steak
this+guy+gets+it
this guy gets it
this+dolphin+has+had+enough+of+your+bs
this dolphin has had enough of your bs
algebra+is+like+onion+pie
algebra is like onion pie
fast+and+furious+but+folders+on+your+computer+%26%238211%3B+each+sequel+is+the+same
fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same