Good call, Trudeau…

Good call, Trudeau...

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Horlp may.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

The price is savage

The price is savage

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Astronauts playing with their food

Astronauts playing with their food

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass