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yabba dabba do!
yabba dabba do!
plops and prayers
plops and prayers
he fully committed to the costume
he fully committed to the costume
proud mamma orange
proud mamma orange
and then they get punched
and then they get punched
do the dew
do the dew
what the dialogue should have been
what the dialogue should have been
best restaurant in town
best restaurant in town
scotty, give me five more minutes
scotty, give me five more minutes
you know you’ve gone full bear when you start snarling
you know you’ve gone full bear when you start snarling
this is true
this is true
this is perfect
this is perfect
new phone struggles
new phone struggles
to no one’s surprise
to no one’s surprise
there is no mercy in uno
there is no mercy in uno
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
You+keep+using+those+words%26%238230%3B
You keep using those words…
True+story.
True story.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Join the conversation
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
McHitler.
McHitler.
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
100+things+to+do+before+you+die.
100 things to do before you die.