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Life is pay-to-play.

Life is pay-to-play.
I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married…
I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married…
I got stopped by the police…
I got stopped by the police…
Trust me, I’m a coder.
Trust me, I’m a coder.
Bored?
Bored?
Halloween costume, you’re doing it wrong!
Halloween costume, you’re doing it wrong!
First kiss.
First kiss.
All the cute.
All the cute.
Vote with your gum.
Vote with your gum.
Am I interrupting anything important?
Am I interrupting anything important?
Even squirrels love Halloween.
Even squirrels love Halloween.
Words.
Words.
Vegetarian Zombies.
Vegetarian Zombies.
Ah choo!
Ah choo!
Who is doing this?!
Who is doing this?!
I need this rug.
I need this rug.
i%26%238217%3Bve+said+this+for+years
i’ve said this for years
it+kinda+is
it kinda is
i+latibulate+regularly
i latibulate regularly
anyone+who+says+%26%238220%3Bcar-mel%26%238221%3Bis+the+worst+type+of+person
anyone who says “car-mel”is the worst type of person
Join the conversation
the+more+things+change%2C+the+more+things+stay+the+same
the more things change, the more things stay the same
sayit+louder+for+the+people+in+the+back
sayit louder for the people in the back
silly+geese
silly geese
%2Aincoherent+yelling+in+the+background%2A+%2Agameplay+from+tv+speakers+being+picked+up%2A
*incoherent yelling in the background* *gameplay from tv speakers being picked up*
ain%26%238217%3Bt+no+one+got+nothin+on+me+baby
ain’t no one got nothin on me baby
pok%C3%A9mon+Go+1000+miles
pokémon Go 1000 miles
manifesting+a+loss+of+%24113.51+on+these+two+shirts
manifesting a loss of $113.51 on these two shirts
so+thats+why+it+happens+in+the+shows+and+movies+%26%238212%3B+its+real%21
so thats why it happens in the shows and movies — its real!