Shut up and take my money.
Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue ðŸ
It’s not all fun and games for all.
Butterfly eggs prove aliens exist.
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
Learned a new skill…
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Masks grant advantage …
Talk with your friends, Pro Re Nata.
WAIT JUST A GOT DAM….
When you’re trying to stay mad…
Get your crap together, Voldemort
Calling Work To Let Them Know About Something Important
Learning to write in Morse code
Join the conversation
Like, how do you even, though?
Bringing The Remote Control To The Dog Park
This Cat Library Is The Best Idea Ever
All my friends are dead – A remix
i thought he didn’t have a sense of humor
Short Legged Beauties