% Feeling Lucky? %

Are your eggs still fresh?

Are your eggs still fresh?
Should not have taken that job on the plantation…
Should not have taken that job on the plantation…
Don’t blink…
Don’t blink…
Don’t get too lost, though…
Don’t get too lost, though…
I don’t believe that man has ever seen a duck…
I don’t believe that man has ever seen a duck…
This is how the grans did it, circa 1956.
This is how the grans did it, circa 1956.
Do not concern yourself with my consumption.
Do not concern yourself with my consumption.
This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.
This one never gets old… – that one waiter, probably.
Different tans for different mans.
Different tans for different mans.
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).
The Amazon is large.
The Amazon is large.
*blunt force traumas*
*blunt force traumas*
Damn rogue robots …
Damn rogue robots …
Henlo bruder.
Henlo bruder.
Maybe consider trying again.
Maybe consider trying again.
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.
8/10 dentists hate this one one trick.