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Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
Princess troll.
Princess troll.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
I can relate.
I can relate.
Engrish.
Engrish.
The American dream.
The American dream.
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Calories.
Calories.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Reality.
Reality.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
YES, THIS IS DOG.
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
Could+you+not%2C+Helen%3F%21
Could you not, Helen?!
The+pets+are+sick+of+us.
The pets are sick of us.
Beware+the+tit.
Beware the tit.
Texas+aquarium+shows+a+sloth+to+the+dolphins.
Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.
Join the conversation
United+we+stand%2C+though.
United we stand, though.
Stop+being+so+cute%2C+Kenneth%26%238230%3B
Stop being so cute, Kenneth…
PSA%3A+Not+every+person+has+your+best+interest+in+mind+right+now.
PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.
Ready+to+roll+out%26%238230%3B
Ready to roll out…
This+is+the+tank+we+needed.
This is the tank we needed.
9%2F11+only+killed+3%2C000+people%2C+so%26%238230%3B
9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…
Bubble+warfare%21
Bubble warfare!
%2Agets+chlamydia%26%238230%3B%2A
*gets chlamydia…*