There’s no cheese in the upper peninsula. That’s the reason.
Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.
When a website tries to suggest a username.
Victoria’s Secret vs. Dove.
Why I’m alone.
That awkward moment when…
Roses are red…
Awesome fingernails are awesome.
Hi, I’m Paula Deen.
Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Can we sleep on your table?