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it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too

it was the only apocalypse i was looking forward to, too
Your life defined.
Your life defined.
Surprise!
Surprise!
OM NOM NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
You will never leave the house drunk again.
Things I deal with.
Things I deal with.
Hero.
Hero.
It’ll be killer alright…
It’ll be killer alright…
Oh meme…
Oh meme…
Good answer.
Good answer.
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Here I was paying for it…
Here I was paying for it…
Choosing a college major.
Choosing a college major.
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Thank+you+brother.
Thank you brother.
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
Cowboy+mysticism+is+thriving.
Cowboy mysticism is thriving.
Join the conversation
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+big+gulp.
Now that’s what I call a big gulp.
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Sad+if+true%26%238230%3B.
Sad if true….
Get+this+guy+a+press+badge%21
Get this guy a press badge!
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.