Rainbow bleps

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

the coolest dog at the bar

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

goblins don’t watch netflix

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

qr codes will never run out

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead