Online dating is super fun.
Serenity by Jan.
I’ll allow it…
Football in Greenland is neature.
She should have been a gym teacher…
The duality of wolf.
You don’t deserve the great outdoors.
It’s smaller when it’s cold…
The sadness is real…
The doughnuts are calling you…
I don’t trust people who don’t order ranch by the bucket, personally.
ENGAGE FALCONN PUNCH!
This hotel rocks…
The only tea party I’m interested in.
How to create mythical creatures.
The buffalo scurry west in the winter.
An actual starfish, probably.
Melon, but more like unripened walnut.
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Can’t stop won’t stop
The Common Iguana is a majestic creature.
The sad, sad truth.
S t r e t c h
Another Child Star in Trouble with the Law
Music for those who don’t eat hot dogs properly.
Giant African Land Snails. Doctor Dolittle would be impressed.