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Words by Whoopi

Words by Whoopi
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs
michael’s store employees use the honor system
michael’s store employees use the honor system
fine, i’ll do it myself!
fine, i’ll do it myself!
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
let’s hear about your love lives via literature!
his name was close enough
his name was close enough
you should have just bought snacks!
you should have just bought snacks!
was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?
was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?
don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?
don’t look down! Would you sleep on the side of a mountain like this?
phrasing matters
phrasing matters
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal
if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal
is there no end to their destruction?
is there no end to their destruction?
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
one+of+these+days%2C+they%26%238217%3Bll+figure+out+a+target
one of these days, they’ll figure out a target
this+is+what+my+wikipedia+page+will+look+like
this is what my wikipedia page will look like
little+chaos+gremlin
little chaos gremlin
aphropizziac
aphropizziac
Join the conversation
i+spuddle+so+much+time
i spuddle so much time
that+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+berry+nice
that wasn’t berry nice
if+only+i+knew+sooner
if only i knew sooner
living+life+in+2023%3A
living life in 2023:
comforting+a+neurodivergent+significant+other+be+like
comforting a neurodivergent significant other be like
how+is+this+so+accurate
how is this so accurate
10+Dentist+Memes+to+Sink+your+Teeth+Into
10 Dentist Memes to Sink your Teeth Into
%26%238220%3Bcome+my+dear%2C+ve+are+ordering+pizza%26%238221%3B
“come my dear, ve are ordering pizza”

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