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Crayon Tweets
I would watch this series.
I would watch this series.
Don’t worry everyone, totally won’t cause a public health crisis….
Don’t worry everyone, totally won’t cause a public health crisis….
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
Spiky contacts used by morticians to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewings
The joy is in the journey.
The joy is in the journey.
Hail Fourier Transfrom
Hail Fourier Transfrom
The future is NOW
The future is NOW
Got ‘eem
Got ‘eem
Apple fritters are my favorite.
Apple fritters are my favorite.
I support mermaids, generally.
I support mermaids, generally.
Murray does not care.
Murray does not care.
It’s not even a fair fight…
It’s not even a fair fight…
We did it!
We did it!
Seaweed farming.
Seaweed farming.
This is my kind of utopia.
This is my kind of utopia.
Look what I can do.
Look what I can do.
C+is+for+CUPCAKE%21
C is for CUPCAKE!
Do+you+drink+coffee%3F
Do you drink coffee?
Seems+legit.
Seems legit.
How+to+crush+dreams.
How to crush dreams.
Join the conversation
Dig+a+hole%2C+dig+a+hole.
Dig a hole, dig a hole.
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
arrgblrgflerbgrrdrpleglrblfrg.
Studied+for+15+minutes.
Studied for 15 minutes.
Mom%26%238217%3Bs+not+in+the+kitchen%26%238230%3B
Mom’s not in the kitchen…
If+you+play+a+Nickelback+song+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you play a Nickelback song backwards…
Let+me+stop+you+right+there%26%238230%3B
Let me stop you right there…
Pooh+who%3F
Pooh who?
Tiny+confessions.
Tiny confessions.